vvebkinz:

yeah shes cute but is she fergalicious

(via kanyewestisthekanyebest)

evenluciferpoops:

evenluciferpoops:

i have shed more tears over tv shows than my actual life

what am i saying tv shows are my life

(Source: slothcifer, via kanyewestisthekanyebest)

simpleplanluc:

holymotherofjalex:

the chances of a guy liking me are the same as fall out boy coming off of hiatus

congratulations

(Source: stilinalpineski, via url-coming-soon)

dumbledorathexplora:

lelandjanuska:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no fuck off

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you remix? i write music REMIX ONE OF MY TRACKS”

You make model planes? Fly for me,then. right now. fly

(Source: amandafelloffthebus, via bethsneweyes)

sofaking-funny:

 

 

 

 

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

(via url-coming-soon)

50shadesofsuicide:

bvbarmychick-melzway:

Band = Bands

English = Lyrics

PE = Moshing

Math = Concert/Merch budget

Science = Stage effects

Social Studies = Band history

Spanish = Pierce the Veil

OMFG

(Source: itwerkforfuenciado, via rubberducklumps)

graystripe:

do you ever get like this random pain in your boob and it feels like heart attack or something

(Source: graystripe, via url-coming-soon)

best-of-funny:

cumberbatchkisses:

vvildrice:

Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon

Neil A.

Now say that backwards

wake up, America 

X

(via kanyewestisthekanyebest)

danisnotafaggot:

do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend

(Source: mathernatical, via kanyewestisthekanyebest)

royaleggroll:

if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide

(via kanyewestisthekanyebest)

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(Source: basedgosh, via kanyewestisthekanyebest)